People On Santa’s ‘Nice’ List Deserve A Cell Phone Stun Gun This Year

 

It’s that season again when Jolly Old Saint Nick will check his ‘wicked’ and ‘decent’ records to see who he brings a stocking loaded with coal and who he brings such awesome gifts. Ideally you’ve been great this year and will not be getting a stocking brimming with coal yet rather a much needed gift. Maybe a game control center that you can spend incalculable hours on, investigating virtual game universes and staying away from the outside like some insane loner recluse. Or on the other hand perhaps the present you would truly like Santa to cut down the smokestack this year is another dazzling orange turtleneck sweater that Santa’s mythical people (your grandma) sewed you, thinking you needed a radiant orange, hand-weave turtleneck sweater. Assuming you were great however you may very well alert Christmas morning, look under your tree and blades a 30-30 Winchester  that you can truly utilize, one that might even possibly save your life one day and that present is a mobile phone immobilizer.

 

Wireless immobilizers are exceptionally viable devices of non-deadly safeguard camouflaged as cells and I guarantee you that even on the nearest of assessments it is difficult to tell that these things are everything except the cells they are claiming to be. What they truly are however is a 4.5 million volt immobilizer very much equipped for stifling even the greatest and baddest of grinches this Christmas season.

 

Picture this maybe, you are at the shopping center returning the sweater grandmother got you, it is wintertime so it gets dull early and the parking garage you are in is faintly lit and there is no security observation of the part. You start to hear strides behind you and the speed of these strides is starting to accelerate and whoever the feet have a place with is clearly traveling toward you and drawing nearer constantly. You twirl around to see a huge man wearing a ski veil to conceal his personality and despite the fact that it is cold enough out to warrant a ski cover you realize this person isn’t stressed over the cold however much he is stressed over what is in your tote. On the off chance that Santa had not brought you everything except rather coal you could be in an exceptionally terrible, on the off chance that not hazardous, circumstance now. However, since you were so great you have in your tote a wireless immobilizer and the grinch in the ski cover presently has a huge number of volts going through his body and will be right away hitting the ground in a rambling futile stack and you can make your getaway and go get specialists. What’s more, since it is the Christmas season you shouldn’t for a second bother with causing your kindred man, even the ones who attempt to mug you, any drawn out sick impacts as the wireless immobilizer’s ebb and flow is likewise a low amperage momentum and thus won’t demonstrate deadly or even reason long haul harm.

 

So this Christmas season kindly consider giving the friends and family on your rundown something they can truly use with a cell immobilizer.

 

Remain Safe,

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